John,stop the "MADNESS!"

The following is exactly what you wrote in my diary,"I wish to you all my good luck only because you don't look like a duck". Do you recall me running like a duck? Or was it my white underwear that suggested white,under feathers of a duck. Oh and you signed it "FROMMMM John". Leo's entry was much more sofisticated and mature,a man of the world.Mathew wrote,"Dear Zeida,May you have a lot of success and good luck and have no sickness or worries. Best wishes Mathew Monahan" He made sure not to leave ANYTHING out. How sweet! But not you John,your wish to me was based on me,not looking like a duck.We really need to talk,I think I can help you. :) Zeida