A Possible Solution

Dear Leo-
After reading your heart-rending "confession" I think I have come up with a solution to make all parties happy. I feel that, since the question now exists, as to whether or not you ( and others) are REALLY potty trained, after 35 years, I feel the best way to offer Anna peace of mind is for the rat pack to wear catheter bags, to eliminate any POSSIBILITY of future "accidents" or irrational longings to urinate in untoward areas in Anna's home. This would keep you boys out of trouble, for once at least, and preserve the cleanliness of Annas shower (and God knows what other areas of her home which may strike your fancy). I believe we should put this up to a vote. All those who agree, sat "Aye!"
Suzette